Saturday, February 26, 2005

42 things you always wanted to know

BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO ASK

1) If i have to die young, i want to die at 27.
2)I'm in love with Kate Hudson.
3)I'm a virgin
4)Orkut depresses the hell out of me. I hate it when i see hundreds of friends and a gazillion scraps on anyone's profile.
5)I can't stand mobile phones. Especially the really trendy new ones with polyphonic ringtones or whatever.
6)I'm beautifully ugly.
7)I want to be buried wearing a Manchester United jersey.
8)I'm a sucker for young female writers.
9) I'm addicted to Yahoo and MSN messengers. MSN's nicer.
10)Holden Caulfield is my hero; a position earlier occupied by a Howard Roark.
11)The fact that I was born on July 22, which is of course 22/7 , rather marked me out for maths from birth. This one thing i will say unabashedly, i am a MATHS GOD.
12)I'm lonely
13)I scored 26% in the 'Social Assertiveness' category of the Cattel-16-factor test. I must be a wimp/anarchist/whatever
14)I'm not.
15)I would die without my music.
16)Its my life's ambition to go to Vietnam and live my own 'Apocalypse Now'.
17)I'm a good listener.
18)Very poor talker.
19)I hit my head somewhere when i was 5 years old. That incident left me with a lightning shaped scar on my forehead. Now who does that remind you of?
20)After much deliberation, i've decided that either Guy Pearce or Ed Norton will play me in a biopic of me. It'll be called "The Writer " . Heh.
21)I'm very much a momma's boy. And whats more, i'm proud of it.
22)I'm very superstitious.
23)I've never been outside my country
24)I don't know to swim. Water scares me.
25)My favourite TV show will always be 'The Wonder Years' , saw a few episodes again recently and it felt like the good old days.
26)Most people seem to take an instant dislike to me.
27)I wish i had teeth like Alanis Morissette.
28)I hate politics.Politicians are evil people who make millions at the expense of the poor.
29)But i have to admit that at heart, I'm a socialist.
30)Staying on the topic, i want to ride a motorcyle across South America, and write a diary about it, like old Che Guevara.
31)I don't do drugs.
32)Other than 'Dune', i hate all science-fiction.
33)I used to be obsessed with pornography, it disgusts me now
34)I'm getting to be a bit anorexic. Blame it on the 'metrosexual' fad.
35)I don't know why, but i think most women look better in traditional clothes.
36)Hip-hop makes me sick.
37)I have been on TV six times. None the better for it.
38)I am cold and mean to people i don't like.
39)If there is one religion i really want to follow, its Zen.
40)I'm waiting for the one moment that will change my life.
41)I'm waiting for you.
42)Your parents would approve.

12 comments:

Pamela said...

What a great post, Melon.
I love stuff like this. It's an unabashed look at the real you and how you see yourself all at the same time.

S. said...

On tv 6 times?

Now that's an accomplishment.

melon collie said...

thanks, raida :)

sidrah, its a looooong story, i'll save it for another day.......

saba said...

maths god cum harry potter!

Dirty Dan said...

Yet another United 'fan' who aint never been to Manchester eh? Surprise me, somebody, please!

no offence mate, I like ur blog but I really think man utd r scum n if u gotta support someone, choose a proper club! thats how i feel anyway. u dnt have 2.

God's never gonna forgive u when he sees u in that united top.

melon collie said...

dan ...you a liverpool fan.....hahahahah.....maybe you should remind your captain that you should try to score at the other end, not your own.......
but i have to say i like liverpool, especially under rafa, and when everybody's fit again,maybe you'll be a force again......

S. said...

arey arey, the football wars begin =)

27 is the perfect age to die young. Alway want to follow cobain's, hendrix's and morrison's footsteps. Janis joplin died at 27 too, right?

S. said...

*wanted

melon collie said...

yea.....jim,jimi,janis,kurt all went at 27.....

JL said...

msn is darling but trillian is fabulous. much like your post.

but why die at 27? death is overrated, it's been done too much. i'm opting to live forever.

Dreamcatcher said...

no.10 ..mee toooo
only Holden was and always will be a hero.
strange that so many people adore Holden when there isnt that much heroic about him.

Anonymous said...

How can we be so alike, and yet so different?

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