Saturday, April 29, 2006

Dr. Strangelove

Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Campus-Life

The story of my semester. Due Thursday, May 4.

Starring, amongst others, (in alphabetical order) : Aaki, Anna Z, B and A , Baz Luhrmann, Bhoomi, the City of Joy, Honey-Bee, Jeffrey Eugenides, Jenna Jameson, Julio M. Ottino, Krzystof Kieselowski, Penny Lane, the Park Sheraton, and Zach Braff. And You, in some form or another.

Four exams(read catastrophes) down, three to go.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

pipe dreams

Should I smoke?
If I must, then dear god, please grant me the power to smoke like a woman, elegantly, with long painted nails and manicured hands wrapped around this most phallic of man's poisons.

Friday, April 14, 2006


I couldn't take my eyes off her tonight.
She's just so much better than I am, or ever will be.

Friday, April 07, 2006


Things are getting, in the words of the very trippy Alice, curiouser and curiouser.

The recently concluded Advanced Physics Lab, despite its natural inclination towards inducing mind-numbing lethargy, does have its redeeming features. Much of my time there this semester has been spent actively seducing the lab assistant, slowly, surely entrapping her in the web of my bedeviling charm, subjecting her to a veritable cascade of flirtatious overtures that she cannot resist. (In her defense, who can?)

She's probably about forty-five. I wonder if she's married. With that Cheshire cat smile, and those dancing eyes, she'd make a fine Mrs.Robinson. Not quite the svelte figure, but beggars can't be choosers, can they?

God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
hey hey hey

It seems that over the past week, I've become something of a celebrity on campus. (Not for no reason, I might add, but that is best kept under wraps) People have started giving me the oddest stares, the likes of which are normally reserved for monkeys fornicating on the hostel terraces unmindful of the gawking, drooling, spectators below.

Off with their heads, I say. The fawning multitudes, I mean, not the monkeys.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

All Fools Day

There are, after all, 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.

About Me

a recluse waiting for salvation