Wednesday, October 12, 2005

a show of hands

If there's one thing that i really don't get, it's people who eat pizza with knives and fork.

For god's sake!

A pizza is meant to be touched by searching fingers, felt up, its nether regions caressed, and after the taste-bud stimulating preliminaries, gently bitten into - thin, long noodle straps of mozzarella and dripping sauce only heightening the already unbearable pleasure of weakly submitting to the evil embrace of junk food.

13 comments:

Refuge said...

I agree! Where do you stand on the chicken issue? Hands or cutlery? :)

melon collie said...

ohh.. i'm vegetarian. :)

Unknown said...

i feel ashamed for not giving the pizza the pleasure of my touch...

i tend to eat it with knife & fork... but i must agree,it's not as delicious...

JL said...

depends on the structural itegrity of the crust

Anonymous said...

hmm. Have read so many posts of yours but can't figure out whether you're guy or girl.
And your location ... (Might as well ask you 'asl?' :| ) Care to enlighten this puzzled soul? :)

coolcat

Anonymous said...

Oh and yeah, pizza is definitely finger food! I hate seeing people eat it with knife and fork!

cc

Anonymous said...

fingers. warm melted cheese oozing down your fingers. we indians know the magnificance of the hand no? [dirty joke NOT intended] *grin*
i admit, this is coming from the person who likes eating noodles with her right hand..

Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

nice blog

Åñèè§å said...

LOL .....that happen once....a new pizza chain opened and they had knife and fork....so we just ate it with the knife and fork....LOL that was weird....i'd eat everything with my hands if I help it....

melon collie said...

atom, aneesa, lunatic - nice to see you here :)

woeful : yes, absolutely.

cc : i eat most food with my hands. i'm male, mostly. :)

sangee : DIRTY JOKE !!!!!
nice to see you back.

jasi , where have you gone ?

JL said...

im me and i'll share

sam said...

I totally agree. My mum uses a knife and fork, paper napkin spread on her lap ... the whole works ... it drives me insane and my nagging drives her nuts. You can imagine how it ends.
I haven't been here in a while. Its good to see you updating :)

melon collie said...

nice to see you here , sam :)

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